Top 10 Apps to Irritate Friends
No matter what you do, there’s always someone who will just not leave you alone, no matter how hard you try to get away from them or how many different tactics you try to use to get them to stop bothering you. If you’re tired of dealing with these kinds of people, here are 10 apps that can help you get revenge on your pesky friends so they learn their lesson once and for all! Just remember, though – make sure the app doesn’t come back to bite you as well!
1) The app that imitates fart sounds
The whoopee cushion has gotten an upgrade in recent years. In fact, with a quick download and setup, you can turn your phone into a farting machine. Simply place your phone under someone’s chair and press play on one of these realistic recordings: The Fart Machine . Press play and wait for them to look under their chair – which is when you bust out laughing!
2) The app that sends Bulk messages from your phone
People are hesitant about letting their significant other have full access to their phones. To keep them on your good side, try sending some bulk messages from your phone! The app Bulk Message Sender lets you send texts, photos and videos right from your phone with one click.
3) The app that makes your mouth watery
Mouth Party. Mouth Party allows you to have conversations with a fake mouth, even your own and you can do everything from dance and talk like a puppet. The app also has an in-app purchase that lets you put your own mouth on it so friends will think they’re talking to yourself. Mouth Party is available on IOS as well as Android.
4) The app that rolls your eyes for you
You know that guy or girl who’s a little too chatty? Or someone in your friend group who just won’t shut up? Sometimes all you want is a few minutes of peace and quiet. (Don’t lie—you know you do.) Now there’s an app for that. Eye4U will roll your eyes for you, based on a set of preprogrammed responses like Oh, my God! Can we get back to it? and You might as well finish. It was your turn anyway! And if Eye4U doesn’t satisfy your anti-social needs, there are plenty of other apps designed to irritate friends with fake phone calls, texts and emails.
5) The app that makes a fake click sound
My immediate thought is the sound of a dial-up connection. Maybe it could be an online friend clicking on your status update or something like that. It would drive people nuts! They’d wonder what is going on and why you haven’t written anything for so long, only to find out it was just your phone making fake internet sounds. (Try not to do it too often though or they might start thinking you really don’t have internet at home). – Steve Parker
6) The app that makes you scratch your head
Head Itch (free; iOS and Android) : If you’re looking for a new way to irritate your friends, check out Head Itch. This head-scratching simulator generates random itches on a virtual character’s head. Simply move your phone around to scratch, or use buttons provided in game. The app includes more than 20 annoying sounds that will give you an even greater range of ways to annoy your friends. Or, opt for peace and quiet by turning off all sounds with a tap of a button—silence is golden, but only when nobody else is there!
7) The app that blocks ads on social media
You know those ads that always seem to pop up as you scroll through your newsfeed? They’re targeted by a company using your personal data, so that even if you don’t click on them, they still can bother you. The free browser extension Collusion fixes that. It blocks out all social media ads while you surf, but keeps non-intrusive sponsored posts intact. The app doesn’t cost anything but some reviewers have said it slows down their internet connection slightly.
8) The app where you can leave anonymous comments
Instead of posting outrageous comments on your friend’s Facebook wall, PostSecret allows you to anonymously leave a secret that only they can see. The best part is that you don’t have to read all their secrets—just peruse at random, and respond with a postcard of your own. Just remember not to divulge any major family secrets. It might be anonymous, but people can still tell it’s you when you talk about Grandma and how much she irritates you. You also can give anonymous compliments on Secret compliment machine , where users confess secret thoughts like, Your hair looks so good today! or You’re pretty much perfect. Be sure not to turn too many heads in real life when someone else thinks you’re awesome.
9) The app that annoys people with an annoying keyboard sound
No! Just…no. Sometimes you just want your phone to make a sound that gets on other people’s nerves, which is why we can’t stop using ‘Vuvuzela’ (free) by Matthias Keller. It’s a simple app in which you choose from a number of obnoxious keyboard sounds, then hold your phone up to someone and hit play. The results? It doesn’t take long for nearby pedestrians or friends/family members to make it clear how much they hate it…and there are no less than twelve selections in all.
10) The spooky noise maker
Get ready for a terrifying time with friends by turning your phone into a ghost. Choose from more than 20 different ghost sounds and startle anyone who’s trying to turn down their music for you, or anyone else for that matter. This app is perfect for setting up a surprise scare during sleepovers or parties, too! It’s just $0.99 on iTunes and well worth every penny.